Hi. *makes bedroom eyes*

So I’m . . . a person. Or human-shaped thing. Mostly.

Sometimes I write things.

As for my general interests: I like animals. I would like to have pet jellyfish but I think I would be bad at jellyfish husbandry. I think about that scene in Ghostbusters where Kate McKinnon licks her proton gun a lot. My favorite activity is lying down. My favorite Golden Girl is Rose, although this is a really difficult choice, because what really makes the Golden Girls is the intricate interplay of their personalities and the confluence thereof.

I may spend too much time on The Golden Girls.

I have written a novel about a small monster who falls in love with a much larger monster who team up to, semi-accidentally, destroy a government. For more info, see the Books page.

Another one is in the pipeline…more “semi-accidentally awaken an army of the undead”-flavored.

In any case, hello.  I hope you find something here that provides a slight tingle of amusement.